“If you want dinner, lick it off the floor!” My son-in-law mocked me after knocking my plate down, while making a toast at dinner. I stood up, adjusted my coat, and said three words that left him completely terrified!

The gravy hit the marble floor a fraction of a second before the plate shattered.

For one suspended moment, the entire dining room went silent. Even the crystal chandeliers above us seemed to stop breathing.

Then my son-in-law laughed.

“If you want dinner,” Victor said, lifting his wineglass with a grin, “lick it off the floor.”… Continue Reading ⬇️