An elderly gentleman goes for a check-up

A very old man goes to the doctor for a check-up.The old man looked healthy after the doctor told him, “You seem to be in good health.”Are you worried about your health and want to ask me about it?The old man said, “Yes, I do.”

“I get hot and sweaty after having love, and then I get cold and chilly after having it with her a second time.”The doctor told the old man’s wife, “Everything looks fine,” after checking her out.Do you want to talk to me about any medical issues you have?”The woman responded that she didn’t have any question or worry. The doctor then told her:

“Your husband had a strange worry.”He says he gets hot and sweaty after the first time they make love and then cold and chilly after the second time.”Do you understand why?”

She responded, “Oh, that crazy old jerk.””It’s because, the first time is in August and the second time is in January…”